hehe well i always bad at words, but thanks for staying with me all this while XD and sorry that i cant cheer you up whenever you are sad, especially nowadays :( i love you <3
blogged @ 6:59 AM
Saturday, September 11, 2010=]
my love for you is never endless, hehe :D
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?
Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
blogged @ 7:26 AM
Monday, August 2, 2010=]
The best thing about me is you.
(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle) Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him) Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
2nd one :D
A girl in love asked her boyfriend.
Girl: Tell me. Who do you love most in this world?
Boy: You, of course!
Girl: In your heart, what am I to you?
Boy: The boy thought for a moment and looked intently in her eyes and said, "You are my rib. It was said that God saw that Adam was lonely, during his sleep, God took one of Adam's rib and created Eve. Every man has been searching for his missing rib, only when you find the woman of your life, you'll no longer feel the lingering ache in your heart."
After their wedding, the couple had a sweet and happy life for a while.
However, the youthful couple began to drift apart due to the busy schedule of life and the never-ending worries of daily problems, their life became mundane.
All the challenges posed by the harsh realities of life began to gnaw away their dreams and love for each other. The couple began to have more quarrels and each quarrel became more heated.
One day, after the quarrel, the girl ran out of the house. At the opposite side of the road, she shouted, "You don't love me!"
The boy hated her childishness and out of impulse, retorted, "Maybe, it was a mistake for us to be together! You were never my missing rib!"
Suddenly, she turned quiet and stood there for a long while. He regretted what he said but words spoken are like thrown away water, you can never take it back. With tears, she went home to pack her things and was determined in breaking-up.
Before she left the house, "If I'm really not your missing rib, please let me go." She continued, "It is less painful this way. Let us go on our separate ways and search for our own partners."
Five years went by...
He never remarried but he had tried to find out about her life indirectly. She had left the country and back. She had married a foreigner and divorced. He felt anguished that she never waited for him.
In the dark and lonely night, he lit his cigarette and felt the lingering ache in his heart. He couldn't bring himself to admit that he was missing her.
One day, they finally met. At the airport, a place where there were many reunions and good byes. He was going away on a business trip. She was standing there alone, with just the security door separating them. She smiled at him gently.
Boy: How are you?
Girl: I'm fine. How about you? Have you found your missing rib?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'll be flying to New York in the next flight.
Boy: I'll be back in 2 weeks time. Give me a call when you are back. You know my number. Nothing has changed.
With a smile, she turned around and waved good bye.
Good bye...
One week later, he heard of her death. She had perished in New York, in the event that shocked the world.
Midnight, once again, he lit his cigarette. And like before, he felt the lingering ache in his heart. He finally knew. She was the missing rib that he had carelessly broken.
Sometimes, people say things out of moments of fury. Most often than not, the outcome could be disastrous and detrimental. We vent our frustrations 99% at our loved ones. And even though we know that we ought to "think twice and act wisely", it's often easier said than done.
Things happen each day, many of which are beyond our control. Let us treasure every moment and everyone in our lives.
Tomorrow may never come. Give and accept what you have today
blogged @ 2:20 AM
Monday, June 7, 2010=]
E-T-P XD
update for revive blog :D went to downtown east with celestel :D meet at around 11 :) but rain , so delayed, nvr go escape straight away >.< walk around e-hub~ then go bowling :) someone keep saying see my play wor, fuunnnny sia :P see weather okok le, went to escape :D haunted house first on the list, went in :) somemore got people hide at the baby that corner scare us, hahahah, they nub nvr scare me, but someone get scare hor?? :P went viking ship, only one thing to say to myself, 'nub' ~.~ sit first time, okok, still can take it , second time giddy le T_T went to burger king, had the feeling that we tio scam sia :P burger $4+ lao sia, money sucker sia :S tried everything at there :) someone hor, fall in love with go kart leh, somemore zoom until so fast :P after that went to bedok, take 17 ~ fall asleep a while sia >.< eat i forgot is katsu-don or sakuya-don( spelling wrong i think :P) at the newly open shop where both burger king and that pasta once stayed :P `escort' celestel home, played ninja :D in the end ownself lost T_T bused home :D best day ever :D :D :D
blogged @ 5:41 AM
Tuesday, February 23, 2010=]
heartbroken.....
a late valentine..
...last night I saw an angel. He asked me what I wanted and I asked an angel to take care of you.
He said 'NO'!
When I asked him why, he said he doesn't take care of other angels...
blogged @ 5:37 AM
=]
sound of the shattered heart.........
yesterday went to school early to chiong hw...... chiong finish hw, play poker with others for a while then go 1 on 1 spar(fight) with zi jie, i win~~~ last round he stupid, turn to let me kick his precious part -.- then don care him, go back class slack go down assembly then suddenly see jian long tio canning by teacher for stealing 6 can of naughty G, wtf? go back class, did not listen to class cause too distracted le.................. that stupid ang mor thought i feeling unwell, damn.... i just no mood then say i unwell recess~~ then slack slack slack slack after school, go have some sword fight using metal stick then suddenly ***** take 1 bowl of something to me.......................... haizzzzzzzzzzz go isushi to eat bento with joshua and zhengyan , then go ntuc buy hello panda go back school eat go for lit enrichment sleep throughout it , other than the part where got some'adventure' today nth much
blogged @ 5:26 AM
Friday, February 12, 2010=]
awaiting............
2 boring lesson followed by CNY performance which is so embarrassing leh :P when starting, zi jie and the others keep on shouting' jia mao!! ' make me failed my six steps dance and don have put energy in it :( finish the performace, go gif out oranges :) ms huda agry cause we all complain about taking class photo :( go to nearby hawker centre with zhengyan to change clothes then take bus 222 to primary school :D :D saw benjamin and hong xuan on the way :) reach school, saw ONG JUN JIE!!!!! ( my buddy ) go canteen, saw mrs kong, she like don recognise me lor -,- meet up with guangzheng , vernessa, leora, regina, and others ^^ go canteen with them again, then go hall see boring performance ~.~ rush home cause about 2.54 le bath, eat something, then rush to meet miss princess celestel ^^ ^^ ^^ we take bus to go to ehub , actually want see movie named valentine's day at 4.20pm one, then sold out :O so we buy 6.50pm one:) got one hour+++++ we go play arcade :) celestel make her nebo game card, i peek :P :P :P then after plaing some games, we go mac slack :) nth to do at mac, then go play bowling :D reach there, wait for our turn , cause super long >.< we sit on high seat, then at that time got 1 about 2 years old boy boy run around, so cute >.< then our turn :) we go rent shoe, actually we don have socks one, then act like have, so don need buy socks :P then when renting the shoe, that man take away my shoe, don even know need take shoe one lor >.< then we play bowling, nearly get thrashed by princess >.< when we about to return the shoe, princess forgot that she is wearing her shoe :P we go back check, then she found out that she is wearing it, haha :D since nth to do le, we go back arcade to play 1 more game :) got 1 uncle play that cute cute game , haha :D and he forgot that he still got 2 more credit inside it, so we play :P finish the game, we go buy popcorn ^^ then go in watch the movie :D overall, quite nice :) but got a little too much kissing parts :P after movie, went to white sands :) go there have dinner, then both of us hor, scissors paper stone to see who buy first, then keep having the same :P shared dinner :) bus home with princess celestel :D escort princess to her home, but she don want TT so i secretly be a ninja( bo liao la :P ) follow her until she reach home :P but follow for a while only :( rush back to bus stop , take 67 home :D overall , what a fun day :D :D :D
